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    A Tumblr theme built for food lovers. With heaps of special features and over 50 customization options, Cookbook will be sure to get your tastebuds flowing.

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    superhighschoollevelpessimist:

    eneko-wweh:

    mr-egbutt:

    tyleroakley:

    witchhctiw:

    the-solitary-witch:

    warriorsatthedisco:

    Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

    Saxes move downstage.

    I’ll just leave this here.

    SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

    the added directions are great.
    'insert peanuts'
    'gradually become irritated'
    'cresc., or not'
    'untie slip knot'
    'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

    Release the penguins

    (Source: someone-inconspicuous, via perks-of-being-chinese)

    nightefury:

    rabidauthor:

    trashy-prince:

    2srooky:

    shanellbklyn:

    x-cunt-hunter-x:

    kxngvxgitx:

    cold-fury:

    One of the best moments of my childhood.

    BITCH

    ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

    I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

    I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
    This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

    yesss this was such a good book and film

    And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

    Also the screenplay was wrote by the author

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    pitchblackglow:

    foxgrl:

    gokusgirl:

    funkycops:

    imperfectwriting:

    I went to the mall, and a little girl called me a terrorist. 

    My name is Ela.  I am seventeen years old.  I am not Muslim, but my friend told me about her friend being discriminated against for wearing a hijab.  So I decided to see the discrimination firsthand to get a better understanding of what Muslim women go through. 

    My friend and I pinned scarves around our heads, and then we went to the mall.  Normally, vendors try to get us to buy things and ask us to sample a snack.  Clerks usually ask us if we need help, tell us about sales, and smile at us.  Not today.  People, including vendors, clerks, and other shoppers, wouldn’t look at us.  They didn’t talk to us.  They acted like we didn’t exist.  They didn’t want to be caught staring at us, so they didn’t look at all. 

    And then, in one store, a girl (who looked about four years old) asked her mom if my friend and I were terrorists.  She wasn’t trying to be mean or anything.  I don’t even think she could have grasped the idea of prejudice.  However, her mother’s response is one I can never forgive or forget.  The mother hushed her child, glared at me, and then took her daughter by the hand and led her out of the store. 

    All that because I put a scarf on my head.  Just like that, a mother taught her little girl that being Muslim was evil.  It didn’t matter that I was a nice person.  All that mattered was that I looked different.  That little girl may grow up and teach her children the same thing. 

    This experiment gave me a huge wakeup call.  It lasted for only a few hours, so I can’t even begin to imagine how much prejudice Muslim girls go through every day.  It reminded me of something that many people know but rarely remember: the women in hijabs are people, just like all those women out there who aren’t Muslim. 

    People of Tumblr, please help me spread this message.  Treat Muslims, Jews, Christians, Buddhists, Hindus, Pagans, Taoists, etc., exactly the way you want to be treated, regardless of what they’re wearing or not wearing, no exceptions.  Reblog this.  Tell your friends.  I don’t know that the world will ever totally wipe out prejudice, but we can try, one blog at a time.  

    coming up next on white people solve racism

    muslim women dont need your white saviour attitude, you might now finally realise what it’s like to be excluded from society because of a piece of garment but you’re never going to experience it in the way we do.

    she literally worded this so well and so honestly and tried so hard not to be rude, she just tried to understand what you go through. she’s not trying to be a saviour, she’s trying to raise awareness. she never said she’d solve anything or experience it like you do. stop doing exactly what other people do to you and shut down someones ideas just because of their color or religion or anything. this is a valid and completely pure hearted thing. 

    ^

    (Source: olentaalla, via chronic-genderbender)

    galactic-kat:

    wasarahbi:

    emes:

    leeantsypantsy:

    all-aboutqoqo:

    “We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

    the last sentence

    lmao what

    There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

    (Source: moda-pura, via chronic-genderbender)

    this doesnt even represent anything the color just looks like dean's princess eyessam's is all brooding because he probably had to listen to lucifer sing this ring is pretty which represents the fact that cas is prettytbh i just made these because i got out of the shower and didnt feel like getting dressedyeah this one and john are similar because neither of them is livingpearls come from oysters and oysters are rlly cool because they can make pearlsthis one looks very evil and i must say im very proud of thatlook at how holy and pretty this looks oh so prettythis one looks so evil bUT PSYCHE IT'S THE SAME RING AS MICHAEL'S WITH DIFFERENT COLORS HOW CLEVER AM I

    desperate-fallen-angel:

    callmemisterbenzedrine:

    spencersmithscrotchpuppy:

    thegirlwhosouffledtwice:

    thingsaredifferenthere:

    ofdemonsandtimelords:

    Supernatural character rings, designed here.

    These are amazing, i swear you didnt even need the names underneath, you can tell who’s is meant for who.

    I was going to say this was lame as fuck BUT THEN I READ THE CAPTIONS ON EACH PICTURE (click on them) and OK HILARIOUS

    image

    READ THE CAPTIONS OMFG

    these are fantastic and then i read the caption

    (Source: greglastrade, via chronic-genderbender)

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